12.18.2008

Two-Item Grocery Lists of the Damned

The Sylvia
  • Razor blades
  • Bubble bath

The Rock Star
  • Tylenol PM
  • Jack Daniels

The Surprised Redneck
  • Lighter fluid
  • Lighter fluid

The Drunk Driver
  • Peppermint Schnapps
  • Breath mints

The Misinformed Tween
  • Coke
  • Pop rocks

The Spartans
  • 1M Persians
  • Body oil

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Boy Scout:
Maxi pads
Ammo

susan said...

The Cheney:
- box of birdshot
- camo vest

MC Squared said...

The Portlander:
- Chains
- Gasoline