12.31.2008

Go Ducks!

Read the game was good. Go ducks!

12.26.2008

Top Chef

Anthony Bourdain wrote in Kitchen Confidential, that the folks cooking in the Michelin-two-star restaurant you booked for your anniversary dinner are "wacked-out moral degenerates, dope fiends, refugees, a thuggish assortment of drunks, sneak thieves, sluts, and psychopaths."

This is not what we see on Top Chef. More's the pity.

12.18.2008

Two-Item Grocery Lists of the Damned

The Sylvia
  • Razor blades
  • Bubble bath

The Rock Star
  • Tylenol PM
  • Jack Daniels

The Surprised Redneck
  • Lighter fluid
  • Lighter fluid

The Drunk Driver
  • Peppermint Schnapps
  • Breath mints

The Misinformed Tween
  • Coke
  • Pop rocks

The Spartans
  • 1M Persians
  • Body oil

12.04.2008

Uncanny

NPR needs to stay out of my mp3 player. I've had it up to here with hearing my songs as bumper music.

12.01.2008