Fafblog! strikes again.

"Keep your half-octopus females to yourself!" says Giblets. "All they wanna do is digest Giblets and turn him into ink."

"A good woman is like a fine cheese," says me. 
"Or a large hat. Or an aggrieved sasquatch. Or an elephant made outta trees an ropes an lotsa smaller elephants."

"Giblets never wants to see another elephant again!" says Giblets. 
"He is done with them and their cheating hearts! He is burning all pianos!"

"But you love the elephants," says me. "You can't live with em an you can't live without em."

"Cause they tear out your liver an brains an replace em with the fungal herbs of the undead," says Giblets.