12.18.2008

Two-Item Grocery Lists of the Damned

The Sylvia
  • Razor blades
  • Bubble bath

The Rock Star
  • Tylenol PM
  • Jack Daniels

The Surprised Redneck
  • Lighter fluid
  • Lighter fluid

The Drunk Driver
  • Peppermint Schnapps
  • Breath mints

The Misinformed Tween
  • Coke
  • Pop rocks

The Spartans
  • 1M Persians
  • Body oil

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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:58 PM

    The Boy Scout:
    Maxi pads
    Ammo

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  2. susan10:16 PM

    The Cheney:
    - box of birdshot
    - camo vest

    ReplyDelete
  3. Anonymous1:59 PM

    The Portlander:
    - Chains
    - Gasoline

    ReplyDelete