9.09.2008

The Osmotic Governor

I'm thinking a list is in order
  • Idaho's Butch Otter: legislative, executive, and military experience, a Catholic.
  • North Dakota's John Hoeven: very popular, nation's longest serving gov, former CEO, a conservative Catholic.
  • Minnesota's Tim Pawlenty: legislative and executive experience, a former executive of a company, Evangelical. Interacted with officials from India, China, Mexico, Canada on matters of trade.
  • Vermont's Jim Douglas: political wunderkind with legislative and executive experience. Established a sister city in Russia, fluent in Russian. No doubt deals with Canadian syrup poachers. A Freemason!
  • Florida's Charlie Crist: right there in the name. Methodist swing-state gov.
  • From the former Republic of Texas, Rick Perry: long-serving gov, former Air Force officer, legislative experience, social conservative. On the other hand, Endorsed Giuliani.
  • Hawaii's Linda Lingle: long-serving Jewish gov. Mayor, council-member, high approval rating. Hawaii is very close to a number of other countries... compared to a lot of states.
So, I'm not sure... but do you think one of these border-state governors might have more experience than the one up for VP? Maybe even useful experience? No? Seriously? Alaska?

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:57 AM

    So many comments to leave on this one. I think I'll be back. The comment that keeps coming to the forefront, though, is this: "Tell me more about Canadian syrup poachers."

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  2. Anonymous4:30 PM

    Hoeven is N.D.. The Gov of Montana is a Dem.

    Dad

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  3. Right! Damn it, I meant to write N.D.

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  4. Anonymous1:43 AM

    But name one that looks more like an ex-SNL co-star.

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  5. Dude, Linda Lingle totally looks like the Church Lady. (At least in that picture at the top of her Wikipedia page.)

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  6. Butch Otter for the win!

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